shes about as inviting as chlamydia
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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