Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
