I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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