yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Randomize
