Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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