you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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