Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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