Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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