I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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