can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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