Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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