Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I understand Curling. That high.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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