Your tits are I can't wait for
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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