My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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