it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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