4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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