guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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