So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
do nipples grow back?
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