plz talk dirty to me
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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