so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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