Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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