Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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