Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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