You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Randomize
