Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize