nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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