Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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