I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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