I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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