a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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