Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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