Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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