Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I have aggressive nipples.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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