note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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