i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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