I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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