im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
