Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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