On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My underwear smells like fireworks.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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