Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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