Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
