Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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