He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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