Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
