I wannas sexs uuuuu
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Can I color on your dick again?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
My life is pants optional.
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