Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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