I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
it glows. i had to have it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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