hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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