you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
