My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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