The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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