YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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