: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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