My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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