Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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