I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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