Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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