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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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